Kelli and I are going to propose a new line of cards to Hallmark. Dysfunctional Family Cards.
Tell me what you think...that might be a dangerous thing to ask, but y'know.
It's Mother's Day
(inside) But it's just another Sunday to me.
Congratulations on your wedding
(inside) Marrying your first cousin is a once in a lifetime occasion!
For You Dad!
(inside) Thanks for not hitting me today
I could go on and on, but you make one up--all in fun of course...
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Happy Valentine's Day to my Husband
(inside) I'm giving this to you at Christmas so you can't screw it up this year.
Congratulations on Your Marriage!
(inside) I'm sure he'll get out of jail soon!
You're Having a Baby!
(inside) Can't wait to find out who's!
Happy Birthday!
(inside)Have a piece of shame cake with guilt frosting!
Great idea! So original.
Erin, yours are a little harsh darling.
Love, Aunt Kris
For You Dad! Thanks for not hitting me today ISN'T harsh?
Merry Christmas!
(inside)My gift to you? I'll be sober!
Congratulations on your marriage!
(inside) I'll pray for you
Best Wishes as you marry!
(inside) WHAT are you THINKING??
Happy Anniversary, Darling!
(inside) Did I get the right date this year?
Happy 18th Birthday, Son!
(inside) NOW GET OUT!!
Man...we're good!
Happy Engagement!
(inside) I give it a year.
Happy birthday to my brother.
(inside) I wish I were an only child!
Happy Father's Day!
(inside) Maury said so.
Happy Father's Day!
(inside) Thanks for the DNA!
Happy Anniversary, Darling!
(inside) Oh wait, that was my other wife...
Sorry for your loss
(inside) You're available now right?
ok...I'm not as good at this...but it is fun...
That was funny--what do you mean you're not good at this?
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