Frustration Of The Stupid

Today I was the only one in the office that was answering phones. It is a proven fact that once you are on a phone, the other line will ring, or your cell phone will ring or two other lines will ring. Just is.

I was trying to call someone, and as soon as I finished dialing (I know, it's pushing buttons, but forever in my head it will be known as dialing), the phone would ring. I would then hang up on my call to answer the other line, only to realize there was no one there. Took two rounds of stupid before I realized I was calling the church's number, and then hanging up on myself.