Some you just need to share.
6 Truths Of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
I needed company...
5 comments:
Okay, I can vouch for truths 1 through 6. Too funny! That's good stuff!
Arg. You got me.
I did the side to side swipe, outside and inside just to make sure.
Then I thought maybe it meant with just your tongue laying in your mouth not moving, but then I found I could do it that way too! Especially if you suck really hard and all of the spit goes out the back and your tongue goes flat.
Good grief. You really got me.
Thanks for the entertainment:)
Okay.
I just had to come back and say Thanks.
Now my tongue hurts.
I think I gave my tongue a hickey.
It's Jonay!!!
Also, I'm an idiot.
But at least I didn't give my tongue a hickey...
I'm just saying.
There are some emails that just HAVE to be forwarded--this, as well as all of the others that have shown me to be an absolute idiot, is one of them. Thanks for the laugh!
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