I wasn't going to blog about this, cuz it's kinda PG, but everyone I told laughed so hard I just can't resist. Be warned.
Poppers was telling me that he had been reading a hunting magazine at work and was surprised (and not a little disgusted)at how many "male enhancement" ads there were in the back.
After telling me that he stopped counting at six pages of ads he said,
"I say if you can't pump up the tires, you shouldn't drive the car."