The children are all gone, the 'rents are alone, all alone. Whaddya do?
Take a nap of course!
John and I were snoozing away and we woke to:
I looked at Poppers and said, "What is THAT noise?" I thought some door had been left open and was swinging in the wind or something.
Poppers went to investigate, and came back laughing. It was a turkey pecking at his reflection in the basement window.