Thursday, July 27, 2006

Worst Jobs

Carla's blog about the dentist made me wonder, what do you think are the three worst jobs anyone can have? Here are mine:

1. Dentist
2. Mortician
3. "Waste Specialist" be it garbage, sewer, or whatever.

I was going to say "worst jobs" instead of "three worst jobs" but then Joey and Sara would put like, 10 or 11...heehee.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um...let's see...proctologist, farmer's wife, meterologist.

Who can guess what these three have in common?? Ha ha ha!

Carla said...

1. Social Worker
2. Security Guard
3. Prostitute

Anonymous said...

1. Coal Miner
2. Pastor after the Rapture(not that I believe in the Rapture)
3. Subway Sandwich Artist

NoOtherName said...

y'all forgot Pork Rind Maker.

I watched a lot of Discovery Channel on vacation!

kristi noser said...

Kelli, I don't get it. I could say PIA, but what does meterology have to do with that? Enlighten me.

Anonymous said...

Ewww...I saw that pork rind maker show - that was nas-tay.

1. Customer service rep
2. Stock broker
3. Roofer

I've had some crappy jobs in my life, but I am always thankful that I don't have to do the jobs that have been listed in these comments. Thank you, LORD!

Carla said...

4. Telemarketer!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok, you either have to deal with it, smell it or live with people giving it to you all day. Get it? I guess colon hydrotherapist would be another one.

Reegz said...

Lifeguard at Noah's Ark
Gynocologyist
French Fry booth at the State Fair

erin said...

1. Carney (specifically the Merry-Go-Round)
2. Anything at Old Navy
3. Data Entry Clerk at Menards

What do these three have in common?
I've done them all.

Bonefish Al said...

1. Sewer Cleaner in India
2. A diamond miner
3. A child forced to clear American dropped cluster bombs
4. A cleaner upper of Murder Crime locations
5. A Nile Perch fisherman on Lake Victoria

Tia said...

1. Any job that uses hot tar. What a horrible smell.

Anonymous said...

The person that has to load hot dog innards into the machine.

Unknown said...

I actually used to do that hotdog innards loader gig. I just kept thinking about all the crazies who actually eat hotdogs.

kristi noser said...

Alex, can't you stay in the box? Three I said.

kristi noser said...

Pat, please don't tell us what is in them. I, a crazy who actually eats them, don't want to know.

kristi noser said...

Erin, you have too many teeth to be a carny, no wonder you didn't take to it.

Bonefish Al said...

Sorry...I'm an overblogcheiver :)

HEY...did you get my email on the Agave sweetener??? That is a GOOOOD TIME!

Carla said...

I just wanted you to shout with glee at having 20 comments!! Suhweet!

Unknown said...

I used to work at a slaughter house and had the job of cleaning out the "blood pit" - but I liked that job.

kristi noser said...

I'd like to hear THAT story sometime. We went to the slaughterhouse for school once. I was the only one that thought it was cool. The guys were all fainting and gagging and I was lovin' it. I guess deranged is my new name.

Anonymous said...

and slaughter is your game :)