Thursday, February 16, 2006

Modern Medicine

Now don't get me wrong, I don't usually recommend traditional, everybody-takes-it-because-the-commercial-says-to medicine, in fact I think I'd have to have a gun to my head to take any type of cold medicine. Nyquil, Sudafed, all that crap--you can have it. But I gotta tell ya, those Advil Liquigels are the best. I woke up with a nasty headache this morning. The kind that if I don't take action RIGHT NOW I'll end up in the Dr.'s office waiting for the syringe to come my way. Three of those green beauties and the pain ebbed to a manageable level. Two cups of coffee later, all gone. There's another thing. Coffee. Don'tcha just love coffee? I mean I'm not a caffiene addict that has to have a cup to keep the withdrawl headache away, but I do love a good cup of coffee. But I'm not too much of a snob, either. Anything that does not come in a three pound can--I'm all over it. Maybe they should combine the two! Advil French Roast Liquigels. THAT'S IT!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This little cocktail eliminates headaches, or any pain for that matter ,in exactly 1.35 seconds, and I believe the mix is effective at postponing all pain for up to 3 months after it is taken:

- 2 Extra strength tylenol
- 4 Advil
- 2 cups of coffee

I will experiement with the Advil liquid to see if the effective time can be reduced a full tenth of a second.

Brandy Dopkins said...

You preacher, me choir. Nice ta meetcha.