My single, bachelor friend bought a 26 pound turkey the other day.
"What are you going to do with a 26 pound turkey?" I asked him.
"The question is," he replied, "what are YOU going to do with a 26 pound turkey?"
Ah, thanks friend.
The reason I called this post "Paraphrase" is that the words I and he used weren't exactly the ones said, but that's how it worked out in my head.
5 comments:
Haha--26lbs??? Yikes!
Turkey roast at the Nosers!
I'm calling everybody! Turkey and loaded questions.
Put that thing on a spit and have a Johnfire!
Awesome. We have a 24 pounder down here. We should put them together and have a REAL party! I agree with Kelli--Throw it on the Johnfire! SAWEEEET!
So what did you do with a 26 # turkey?
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