New Holiday

I swear, if I was a stand-up comedian, Poppers would be my main source of joke fodder. But since I have not the intestinal forttitude for stand-up, the blog gets to have all the fun.

Kelli and I had to run papers on Tuesday this week, since there is no mail today. I told John on Monday that I would be running papers on Tuesday. Tuesday morning as I was getting ready to leave for bowling the conversation went thusly:

Pop: "You gonna work after bowling today?"
"No, I have to run papers today, remember?"
"Oh yeah? how come?"
"There's no mail on Wednesday."
"Why?"
"Veterans Day."
"Oh. Is that a new one?"
"Yeah, a new one honey."