Saturday, October 11, 2008

Junk N Stuff

What is it about flies in the fall? AHYUK!

If Diane Lane was a NASCAR freak and she had a daughter, would she name her "Victory"?

The lapse in time between new carpet and the time when your family ignores the "no shoe" rule is about 6 months.

What if Paul Newman's son married Gary Oldman's daughter?

10 comments:

Kelli said...

It's kinda scary how your mind works sometimes...and that I'm related to it.

Jeff Burton said...

I'll trade your flies for our asian beetles.

erin said...

I think Diane should name her daughter Life In The Fast.

Kelli said...

And if she's not failing in school, she'd be...

Kris H said...

I like the name "Express" for Diane's daughter.

erin said...

Or maybe just Slow?

erin said...

Or Passing?

hannahding said...

fire

Kris H said...

Ten items or less

Kris H said...

One more: Penny.
I'm done.