Auto Nobile

We Nosers are known (notorious?) for our auto escapades. Whenever people don't want, or are tired of, or don't know how to fix a car they call us. That means we drive cars into the ground and then call the junkyard. The junkyard guys know John by name, which is sometimes a good thing considering the cars we drive. But I digress.
Poppers called last night shortly after he left for work--never a good thing--yep, his car died. Oh, well, this stuff happens, right? In Noserland, there's almost always another car to take the place of the bomb car.
So this morning Pops and I got to practice our towing skillz. When you are the front car and you tow a car 10 miles and never have to touch the brakes because the person in the "being towed" car knows what they are doing--you know it--skillz.