Years ago when Poppers and I used to smoke we would be at a restaurant and after we'd order, as anyone does in a restaurant, we'd wait. When we sat there long enough, the nic fit would start and as soon as we would light up the smokes the food would come. Never fail.
So here's what I'm thinking: I have been watching the online bank --checking two or three times a day--waiting for the magic stimulus deposit to show up. Waiting. Waiting.
I'm thinkin' I'm gonna have to go somewhere and bum a smoke from somebody so the check will come.
It would be worth it.
8 comments:
I'll smoke one with ya, just for the sake of your theory, of course. :)
I don't do regular smokes- But maybe the ones with 5 leaves that are growing in my woods......We could say it is for medicinal purposes- Lyme's joint pain.
All just so you would get your check, of course.
Kinda of like when you are expecting a phone call, you should take a bath.
or take a nap.
Katie and Laura,
All in the name of scientific theory, right?
don't be too excited..i got mine the other day and it was less than satisfying.
Mickey D,
Free money not satisfying? Come on!
Kristi, there would be no other reason I could come up with for lighting up other than for scientific theory.
Well, that was the excuse I used to give anyway...
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