I got this as an email forward. People that know me know that I rarely forward emails, and I think that most forwards are a bunch of garbage. Heidi is the same way, so if I get a forward from her, it's good.
So I'll share it all with you. I have edited it a bit for content.
Inner Peace
By following some simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how good I feel right now.
Need some inner peace? Get started finishing!!
ps. As you know, this is a joke. I would NEVER take Prozac in the morning.
10 comments:
You have written a lot of funny stuff and this post is one of the tops. THANKS. It is 5:58 am and I just burned my tongue inhaling my coffee.
Oh I'm gonna have a great day, I just know it! Thanks for the advice.
Fwd Fwd Fwd that on!! Love it!!
Sigh...
I miss alcohol.
I love that one too! My friend sent me that and I thought it was one of those ones I was the last to hear about. I was going to stop at Dr. Phil but was glad I finished!
Enjoy your success! And thanks for the laugh...
Kristi, you had me concerned there for a second, but it was once again your astounding wit and humor coming through. I should have known. LOL
i am laughing so hard right now, i can't even type rihhgt!
LOL that is so flippin funny!!
bwah hahahahahaha
I don't drink but now I'm thinking of starting.
THAT'S where the Bailey's went!!
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