Last night we had our director meeting for AWANA. I was a teensy bit tired, and when I am a teensy bit tired, interesting things happen. Like I think of strange things. With that in mind, here are some of the theme nights that ran through my head:
DISCLAIMER! No, I don't think these should be real nights (except the farm equipment one...) I just think they're funny.
Smirnoff Night
Farm Equipment Depreciation Night
Girls Bring a Cat and Boys Bring a Rodent Night
Crazy Shave Your Head Night
Hit Someone With a Stick Night
Blenderize a Frog Night (closely followed by)
Amphibian Smoothie Night (and/or)
Bass-O-Matic Night
I can't wait to see what comes out of your heads.
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Share your Scars Night
Double Dog Dare Ya Directors Night
Crazy Nose Hair Night
Pharmacy Night-Free Ritalin!
80's Night-OF COURSE!
Sex Ed Night
(Plain old) Farm Equipment Night
Full Contact Night (or)
WWE Night
Nude Night
Is Nude Night too over the top? I'm tired today, too.
Archery Night.
Tax Collector Night.
Flame Broiled Night (Cooking Lessons).
I have secretly always wanted my kids to have an 80's Night at either school, church or wherever. I'm so looking forward to passing on the following skills: tight rolling pants, or pinning pants, pulling up collars and mousse-ing, gel-ing or spray-ing one's hair to be as tall and as wide as possible. Mall Hair baby!! Please, oh please can we have an 80's night????
LOL--Mall Hair!
That looks like what Jen came up with for the homeschool co-op curriculum...
I'd have:
Dress like your pet at work day
Backwards day
Mumble Day
Rhyme day
Paint yourself whatever color day
Peanut-butter the kids day
Erin, 'Sex Ed Night' kinda goes with 'Nude Night' and 'Full Contact Night', doesn't it?
I got it! Sure to be a hit with the kiddies!
FLICK A BOOGER NIGHT!
Swampy, I thought of that after it was already too late.
I may be earning a bad reputation...
Earning?
Some thoughts are best never spoken out loud. But just think about how much more exciting AWANA could be if there was a baptistry!!
Bobbing for XYZ.
Jello Wrestling
Cannonball Splash night
Wet uniform shirt night
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