All Time Favorite Joke

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung

I'll wait 'til you get done laughing.
Ok. Dung is also the word of the day yesterday! Yikes I bowled like...well...dung. AND I lost the cribbage tournament. Poor poor me. Do you feel sorry for me? I know I do. Not really, I usually don't do well at tourney, too much pressure to go fast and do well. Oh well. I'm sure I will do better today.
We had a lot of fun last night. I lost some money at a game of cards, and my coat that I left in the lobby--hopefully one of the girls picked it up--but we had so much fun laughing, and playing cards and just fun all around. Dawne said it took me about three seconds to fall asleep--with my book in my hand, mind you. More fun today! Whaaaaa!