Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Ramblin'

Having a few hmmmm thoughts today...
Why is it that people can afford tattoos and not dental work? I call this a "high tattoo to tooth ratio". I have tattoos, I know how much they cost. I also have teeth, and I know how much those cost. Actually it's about even. So what makes people choose that spiderweb-on-the-elbow and let the bicuspid go? Makes ya wonder duddin it?
And while we are on the subject, this is what you should ask yourself before you choose a tattoo: "What will this look like in the nursing home?" "Do I want an evil clown drooling blood on my leg while I'm drooling upstairs and trying to scoot myself down the hall in the wheelchair?"
Think about it.
Here's another thing I wonder, let's talk about people who drive a car that looks like it's about to die but can buy smokes (I used to be one of these people, so I'm not judging, just wondering). Two people, a pack a day each, three-plus smacks a pack. Easy math, right? Not a bad car payment. Not a NEW car payment, but, look whutcher driving now!

5 comments:

Reegz said...

Sorry Kristi, I was NOT thinking AT ALL when I got any of my tatoos. I can't wait to get my heavenly body- tatoo free! And seriously, what tatoo does look good on 80+ year old skin?!! Come on. :o)

Anonymous said...

i don't think all tattoos are bad, yeah i wouldn't go for the bleeding carnival clown or "f da police!" scrawled on your arm. although your grandchildren would think it was AWESOME! :p

erin said...

My grandpa had a tattoo of a panther on his arm. He got it during the Korean War. By the time he died it had stretched from his shoulder to his elbow. Yuck.
I'm really proud of my tattoo. I gave it a lot of thought before I did it, and I think I will always love it. :)

kristi noser said...

Mine too, I like them, they're something I thought about for a long time before I got them.

Anonymous said...

anything that's gonna be on you for the rest of your life is well worth that long thought.