Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Twofer

Today you lucky bloggers, since it is in the wee hours between the 26th and the 27th, I will give you a two-for-one deal. Two of my exquisite rules to file away in your brains, for use at a later date. Oh the wonder of it all! Both of these rules have to do with driving so as not to crank off someone behind you. In our "gotta get there now" and "gotta get there first" society, these hopefully will ease your driving experience. Or mine, if I am following you...

Kristi Rules #6 & 7

When entering the freeway on an acceleration ramp, do just that. Accelerate to freeway speed by the time you get to the freeway.

When operating a manual transmission, and are stopped at a red light, shift into first gear BEFORE the light turns green.

Thank you and good night.

4 comments:

kristi noser said...

I have mentioned previously, that I am mommy fun-sucker. But really, Karli, how much fun is it to totally cream someone out of the blocks at a stop light???

Reegz said...

Why can't I call after 9?

kristi noser said...

You can, I won't be a happy girl, but y'know feel free. And when I get up at 5:30 am I will call you--y'know just to chat.

Carla said...

Just happened to me today....a truck pulls out of a side street in front of me. I am going 40ish and he is going oh, about 15!! Why must I continually slam on my brakes and slow down for them?? Am I to yield the right of way to every Schmo?
Also, when I am TRYING to merge onto the highway a semi is there at precisely the right moment to NOT LET ME MERGE ONTO THE HIGHWAY. I have to drive on the shoulder.
wow..I need to unclench.